Illustrations by Rachel Debruyn
THEOLOGY: A robust beard of no less than 4.5 inches. This beard was predestined for greatness. (see below)
INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT/RELATIONS: Aggressive scruff – the scruff of cynicism and despair. He gave up hope on shaving long ago. Shaving is for idealistic first years.
YOUTH MINISTRY: Soul Patch. (see below)
POLITICAL SCIENCE: Extremely clean-shaven. The public perception must be maintained. (see below)
MATH/SCIENCE: Patchy. He's been the the lab for too long. (see below)
THEATRE: Handlebar mustache. (see below)
ART/MUSIC: Light stubble to let you know that he's sensitive, but just a bit edgy. Or maybe he lost his shaving kit.