Feature Creatures of Redeemer - Herb

Rebekka Gondosch | Reporter 

The Crown is pleased to introduce our newest featured furball: Herb! ‘Herbie is proud puppy to final year B.Ed student Magda Brzoska and was ecstatic to be interviewed for this month’s column.

What is something that drives you crazy?

Herb: When my human expects me to do tricks and all this fancy stuff without a treat! I’ve decided to go on strike until I get a reward. After all, I don’t do this stuff for fun; time is money, humans! Well, in this case, time is treats…

What would you like to dress up as for Halloween this year?

 Well, since I’m super cute I think I’ll go au naturale. I get treats all year round like this so…why not stick with a good thing?

Do you have any words of wisdom to share with your fellow species?

Use your guilt face always. For example, if you want to play with toilet paper (for some reason the humans HATE when we do this) drag the toilet paper from the washroom all the way down the hallway or take it to their room. Make sure you take all the toilet paper you can get. When they catch you, just remember to use the guilt face. It works every time to avoid any human groans or grumbles!