Aaron Vedder

With the coming of spring comes a season of change. Out with the old, in with the new, yada yada yada. But what if this spring or a spring in the future brings something REALLY new? What if, as you are enjoying the sunshine in your backyard, aliens arrive on earth, in your country, in your neighbourhood, in YOUR backyard? What are you going to do? Do you know how to enact a friendly first contact with extraterrestrials? Here are some things you need to know, even if you don’t believe in aliens (what if you are wrong?).

There comes a time in most people’s lives when they feel the need to pull a prank. This can be a young eight year old who decides to tie yarn to absolutely everything in his sister’s room because he feels that as the younger brother, he is called to be just plain annoying. This desire could also manifest itself in elementary school, when a substitute teacher comes in and the students decide to initiate them by constantly switching names throughout the day. Pranks can become more elaborate as age progresses into high school.