Jeremy Parsons

Stories from Jeremy Parsons

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

I have to be honest: probably the best video I’ve seen all week is a parody of LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem: North Korea Edition. It features Kim Jong ll performing some of his best dance moves yet. If you haven’t seen it, you should head to a computer and watch it with your friends as soon as is humanly possible. It’s priceless. Whenever the fearless leader bellows the call for his people to “Party rock” or stoically declares “Every day I’m shufflin,” I pretty much lose it. “Ain't no party like a  Pyongyang party!” Classic satire.

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

Started in 2010 by Steve Stone and Rachael Loney, the Rugby Club has been growing in popularity ever since. The club leaders, who have past experience with the sport, began teaching others the fundamentals and organizing pickup games on campus. “It’s been surprisingly difficult to build the team from the ground up, specifically because of the nature of the sport,” says head coach and co-founder Rachael Loney.

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

While most of us were at home spending time with family or sleeping in over the break, the men’s volleyball team was busy training and competing on the west coast of California. The trip ran about a week, from December 28 to January 4, and was centred around a tournament hosted by the San Diego Volleyball Club.

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

Most students at Redeemer are likely too young to have had Mr. Hugh Cook as an English professor. But, as I learned this week, he was a staple in the English Department for over twenty years and just recently returned to promote the launch of his newest book "Heron River." At the event, Cook read a segment of his finished product and spent time to answer questions, sell books and sign purchased copies. He was humble and quite unassuming about the work despite this being one of four of his critically acclaimed novels.

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

According to economists and urban planners the world over, the establishment of light-rail transit is one of the foremost indicators of a dynamic, livable city. Toronto has it, Vancouver has it, Ottawa has it... Hamilton doesn’t have it. Or at least not yet. So, for starters, what exactly is it? Simply put, light rail transit (LRT) is an efficient transportation system which uses trains to move people within a metropolitan area. It’s what they call a “supertram”—a combination of a sophisticated streetcar and a modified train.

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Recent testing from the Ontario Ministry of the Environment and third-part firm EXP Consulting confirms that a large area surrounding the John C. Munro Hamilton International Airport is in fact toxic. As early as this summer, authorities were tipped-off to the potential danger of a chemical compound known as perfluorooctanesulfonic acid (PFOS) present in the Welland River and Binbrook Conservation Area. The pollutants were believed to be contaminating wildlife, killing fish, and making people sick throughout the region.

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

A series of policy changes affecting student conduct at Redeemer have been given the green light at a recent meeting of the President’s Council in late November. The changes, which focus largely on disciplinary procedures and protocol, were conceived by the Student Life Department and will be printed in next year’s Student Handbook.

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Redeemer Annual Ten Thousand Villages Sale was another resounding success this year. The event took place December 1-2 in the Executive Dining Room B, a different venue than in years past. “The smaller space really helped create a festive and positive shopping atmosphere,” says Micah Van Dijk, Redeemer’s Activities & Orientation Co-ordinator. “I think the sale has found a good home for future years.”

Monday, December 12th, 2011
Whenever I go downtown, I tell myself beforehand not to look upon others with any sense of judgement or suspicion. Yet I rarely leave the city’s core without being hit by feelings of discomfort or disgust. Maybe it’s the absurd amount of "F-bombs" I hear on a daily basis. Maybe it’s the old men with yellow teeth and yellow beards clinging to bags of cheap liquor. Maybe it’s the startling number of pregnant eighteen year-olds and their thug boyfriends pushing strollers and smoking. Maybe it’s that, or maybe it’s not.
Thursday, November 17th, 2011

It’s a story that has been dominating the news for weeks: Occupy Toronto, Vancouver, Dublin, Brussels, New York... the list goes on. The movement has sent tidal waves across the world with protesters gathering in literally thousands of towns and cities worldwide. The trademark catchphrase of demonstrators, “We are the 99%” echoes the sentiment of the protest: a collective frustration with the conduct of the top percentile of society.

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

I’ve often felt that Remembrance Day services at Redeemer do a good job of acknowledging the evils of war and their impact on civilians but do a very poor job of thanking the valiant men and women who have fought for our freedoms. I know that for most of the Reformed students and staff at Redeemer, their families have only been in this country for one or two generations, many arriving after the end of the Second World War.

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Pending final approval in two weeks, a number of important disciplinary changes have been added to the Redeemer Student Handbook. These changes, which will be affective in September of 2012, touch on everything from drugs to sexual assault. Redeemer’s Dean of Students Karen Cornies was involved in the revision process from start to finish. “There were a number of proposed changes to the handbook that reflect our updated policies,” comments Cornies. The only change that has met pre-approval so far is the disciplinary action regarding alcohol.

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

With each new academic year, new faces are always a welcome sight for students and faculty alike. This year, Redeemer welcomes a host of new professors who come from a variety of different backgrounds and academic disciplines. All together there are eight newly appointed professors, four of which are brand new to the university. “I’m very pleased,” said Dr. Jacob Ellens, Redeemer’s Vice-President Academic. “We had a rigorous interview process for each of these professors and they did very well.

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

During the summer of 2010, Redeemer received notice from local law firm Scarfone Hawkins LLP that they were being sued to the extent of $6 million. The lawsuit was launched by a former parent and donor who claimed to have been damaged by Redeemer’s Forgivable Loan Program (FLP), established by the former Redeemer Foundation. The plaintiff, known as William Bruce Woods, is attempting to initiate a class-action lawsuit on behalf of all the individuals who participated in the Forgivable Loan Program during the years 2001 and 2002.

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Women’s Cross Country Aiming to Medal at OCAA Championships

The men’s and women’s cross country teams have just over a week to go until their final showdown at the OCAA Provincial Championships in Kingston, ON. Both squads have been running hard all season and the women have a CCAA national ranking to show for it. “I am pleased with how our training has been going and I am happy with the results so far,” said Royals XC Coach Jeff Summerhays.

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Men’s Basketball Shows Significant Potential

The Royals men’s basketball team looks primed and ready to go this season and set to show the OCAA that they can compete toe-to-toe with the best teams in the league. This year’s squad is comprised of six returning players, two freshmen, three collegiate transfers, and three players coming in from elsewhere.

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011
Maybe you, like me, found the whole thing a bit surreal. Osama Bin Laden, the world’s most renowned terrorist, had been hunted tirelessly by the entire Western military establishment for more than ten years and one day turned up dead. End of story. Just like that, the television news anchor gives the report of Bin Laden’s death at the hands of a team of U.S. Special Forces and dispassionately moves on to the next issue. I felt a sort of surprising sense of anti-climax rush over me.
Wednesday, September 21st, 2011
If you made it out to James Street North’s Supercrawl event on September 10, you likely found no shortage of two things: interesting artwork and Redeemer students. It always amazes me how many Redeemer students you can find curiously walking around James Street at any given time of the year, especially at Supercrawl. Ever since the artistic revival that swept (and is still sweeping) the neighbourhood some six or seven odd years ago, James Street has never been the same.
Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or in a tightly-fitted bubble) you’ve probably been bombarded by the media hype over the upcoming royal wedding. Prince William and Kate Middleton have dominated newspapers, television screens, and computer screens for the last few months, all leading up to the crescendo that will unfold on April 29 at Westminster Abbey in London. Preparations for the big day have been in the works for years but only recently have we seen such a frenzy of excitement about all things “Will & Kate”.

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

The Redeemer bus system has been under much scrutiny as of late from both students and university administrators. Comments and complaints have been trickling in to the Student Senate office for the past few months regarding both the HSR and the Attridge bus services. The issues tend to revolve around the frequency, timing, and punctuality of the buses. In an attempt to address the student concerns, Student Senate graciously organized and hosted an evening Bus Panel with representatives from Redeemer, HSR, and Attridge all present.