Joy Johnson

Stories from Joy Johnson

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

We all know there are fun times to be had at Redeemer in your first year. From F.R.O.G. groups (I just dated myself, and not the type of date that was discussed in last month’s article), what is now called LAUNCH, to pranking, to staying up all night, to skipping morning classes (which no one does anymore, right?).

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Hello everyone, thank you for being a monthly reader of Dear First Years. I would like to shake things up a bit by writing about love. I’ve already been confronted by a good friend and told that I should probably get someone else to write this article. Thanks, Emma-Jane, for the vote of romantic confidence. I’m one of Redeemer’s token feminists. Equality, that’s all I ask for.  And world peace.

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

Disciples of Christ are called to obedience.

Jesus said: "If you love me, keep my commandments."

Obedience involves us totally. Yet as we give ourselves to him we discover that his service alone brings true freedom.

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

They tell us, dear first-years, that blood is thicker than water. That of course refers to two facts; 1) blood is full of iron and hemoglobin and red stuff, and 2) family is important. First year away at university can be hard. Some of you might be calling home every day, nostalgic and gloomy. Others of you might be asking, “What parents?” Nevertheless, your family matters. Even my parents matter to me. They’re nutty and crazy but I love them. You probably aren’t wondering how bizarre they are but I’m going to tell you anyway.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

I was born and bred a Hamiltonian. My parents raised me to love Tim Horton’; they taught me the proper Hamiltonian dialect. Example: I say, “Howzabout we go to Tim’s?” instead of the Canadian way, “You’s guys wanna go to Timmie Ho’s?” Finally, they fed me steel for breakfast. Captain Steel Puffs. Coca Steel. Special S cereal, with tiny shards of steel and dried fruit.

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

At this time in a first year’s life, so many changes are occurring (e.g. sleep patterns, otherwise known as “excessive napping”) that it’s a good thing faculty at Redeemer are pleasantly consistent. Between Faber’s charm, Needham’s sweater vests, Slade’s cookies and Chiang’s British-accent, they all make you feel at home and safe with their unique character traits.

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Those were the very words my father said after I told him how much tuition was at Redeemer. He went green and then passed out. It wasn’t pretty, especially when I informed him that I would be living on-campus in my second-year. Ouch.

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Hello, my name is Joy G.M. Johnson and I’m a four-and-a-half year.

I’M BACK!!!?

I know what you’re thinking, “What the he-rmeneutics is that?” A four-and-a-half-year is someone who so foolishly, but happily, switches her major in the second semester of her third year. What that translates to is “I really didn’t think that through but at least I’m done my core!”