Peter Frieswick

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Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Lucy S. Diamond - Clown Reporter

The Redeemer community is in shock this morning, after learning that the school’s Symphonia is being investigated for steroid use. Officials became suspicious after Redeemer’s music group gave their final performance, last Friday night.

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

SESAME WORKSHOP - Police are looking for Big Bird, the well known resident of Sesame Street, who has been missing for 48 hours. Though Big Bird has no known enemies, his neighbours suspect foul play.

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Angry residents in Redeemer’s married apartments row are wondering what is it about warm weather that makes guys caterwaul outside while strumming on recently purchased guitars. Canadian literary critic Northrop Frye may have the answer.

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

As if there weren’t already enough ways to deliberately misinterpret the Bible, now there’s one more: the Personal Promise Bible (PPB). Produced by Phronesis International since 2005, the PPB promises customers: “you will read your first name personalized in…over 7,000 places throughout the complete Old and New Testaments.”

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Popular media has recently started discussing what shamans have known for decades: the world as we know it will end on December 21, 2012. Researchers and New Age scholars have noted that on the same day the ancient Mayan calendar ends, our sun will align—for the first time in 26,000 years—with the middle of the Milky Way galaxy. These same experts warn that this event will undoubtedly be accompanied by the greatest spiritual transformation of human history—or, alternatively, the apocalypse.

Monday, March 15th, 2010

In this post-modern/post-Christian/post-something world, many of us are on a quest for self-discovery. We want to know who we are and what our purpose is. Many of us also want to do this on our own.

Since many of us long to be unique, it makes sense that we look inside ourselves. However, getting to know our inner-self is not the answer to finding our own identities: getting to know God is.

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Redeemer’s Storytelling Project changes the lives of children in Hamilton. The project, which just celebrated the completion of its fourth year at Memorial Public Elementary School in Hamilton, works with underprivileged students struggling with provincial literacy tests.

Monday, October 12th, 2009

In the past, recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize had to mother starving orphans in Calcutta or create peaceful solutions to apartheid—now in 2009, apparently they just have to be Barack Obama.